If I were the boss...

I would firstly celebrate my achievement of being the boss

I would not be like any of my previous bosses

I would not have favourites

I would be approachable

I would greet my staff

I would ask my staff to work hard so that they can play hard

I would give everyone a fair chance to prove themselves

I would have a four day week

I would name the company after me

Lunchtime would not be restricted to minutes and hours

I would have everyone sing a song together at begging of everyday( the companies anthem)

I would listen

I would smile

I would fire those who are selfish and inconsiderate

I would hire those who are hardworking

I would share my knowledge

I would demand that someone buy me lunch

I would have a bed in my office, for those times that I need a nap

I would never raise my voice

I would give myself a pay raise

I would only communicate via facebook

I would be part of the work force and not an entity on my own

I would encourage smoke breaks to regroup

I would only allow my employees to listen to 5FM

I would be honest

I would have random drug tests

I would have a jumping castle in the office to relieve stress

I would not allow office romances (its law suit waiting to happen)

I would give my staff a day off on their birthday

...But I’m not the boss, what a sad reality